Sunday, August 21, 2005

2293 readers later.... I'm outa here!

This post ends this blog. It doesn’t however end my blogging days. Through the comments and emails I received (and a couple of job offers too!) I was encouraged not to quit ranting. For those of you that visited daily and enjoyed this farce into the psyche, thank you. I’m glad I was able to make you think occasionally and smile even more often than that.

For more rants and raves please tune to:

http://opinionatedsobintn.blogspot.com/

After many naming tries (it’s not easy coming up with a new name with all the blogs out there), I settled on Opinionated S.O.B. in Tn. All three parts fit me to a T. It may not always be a daily blog but several times a week at the least. There you’ll be able to keep up with Chrissy and when Aliya comes into the world.

For my fictional side, I’m going to be publishing a novel that I wrote several years ago. Friends and proofreaders have been the only eyes to see it up until now. So on this page I’ll give you “HER”.

http://betterthanasharpie.blogspot.com/


I invite you to join me on either or both of these pages. This blog has been fun at times, horrid at others. I remembered a lot about myself that I’d forgotten. Thanks to those that dared me to do it 3 months ago.
Thanks to Chrissy it was a pretty good day. I’ve said before and will say again that any day you can spend with friends is a good day. She and Patty, Jim and Bobby managed to keep me pretty much occupied to the point of not thinking a lot about what today starts. Good laughs and fond memories of other days made the day worthwhile.

Birthday E cards played a part in putting both a smile and a disappointed look on my face this morning. I won’t share the sentiments here of the one from my better half other than it was very surprising. The one I didn’t receive that I expected to kinda disappointed me. I thought it would be there. Oh well...

Thanks guys for a good day. You made the start of the 2nd half century bearable.
It's said that being over 50 does have its advantages...

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.

4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m (at a discount!).

9. You can live without sex (but not without glasses).

10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

11. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

15. You sing along with the elevator music.

16. Your eyes won't get much worse.

17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service.

19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

21. You know the words to all the late night "Golden Oldie" record infomercials.

22. All your favorite old songs are backgroud music for TV commercials.

23. You can't remember who sent you this.