Our prayers...

tonight are going out to Mrs. Corretta Scott King. It is believed that she is in poor health and has cancelled her last few personal appearances. Tonight prayers go up for this wonderful courageous lady.

Yawwwwwwn... While waiting for...

the NASCAR race tonight I was wondering around and found out that I am:

87% Leo

82% American (guess I should have checked the NASCAR/Wrestling one

I am Rocky Road Ice Cream. Most compatible with vanilla.

Drink Anyone? Your Leo Drinking Style

You love to drink and dance -- you're likely a fabulous dancer. You're usually pretty a good drinker as well, losing your commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, you're quite aware you're darling -- Leos will be Leos, after all. You generally know your limit, probably because you loathe losing self-control. When you get over-refreshed, flirting will ensue -- and perhaps not with the person what brought you. But you are not the type to break rules even when drunk, so others try to ignore your naughty behavior. You'll just make up for it with a sheepish (and hung over) apology the next day.

Your Signature Cocktails

Leos like flashy drinks, be they complicated tropical concoctions festooned with umbrellas, like a Bahama mama or the more common strawberry daiquiri or mai tai. Indeed, you often have a taste for the fruity -- try a screwdriver, or add an extra cherry to the next Manhattan. Your sense of drama lends itself to a kir royale, of course. Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies

Edward Norton, Bill Clinton, Madonna, Debra Messing, Martha Stewart, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Christian Slater, and Fred Durst.

Your Slanguage Profile

British Slang: 50%

Canadian Slang: 50%

Prison Slang: 50%

Southern Slang: 50%

Aussie Slang: 25%

New England Slang: 25%

Victorian Slang: 0%

According to this playful little test...

Your IQ Is 100
Your Logical Intelligence is Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average
Your General Knowledge is Above Average

And the last for tonight...

Part Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

Part Freaky Kisser

When you kiss, you want to experience something new A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing... And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go

LOL... now that's probably the truest of all of them from what I've been told.

To take these yourself, go to:

http://www.blogthings.com/index.html

Let me know where you stand.

The approaching holiday...

Why do parents spend their lives teaching their children not to touch lighters or matches and then on the Fourth of July give said children matches and explosive devices to ignite?

Am I missing something here?

1000 and counting...

It seems the 1000th visitor to my realm of reality was from The Republic of Korea. He/she/it spent less than 30 seconds here and it occured at 23:39:13 yesterday. Unless the world of Korea has changed dramatically since my days there while in the Army, chances are they didn't understand a word on the pages. Since it was a 'next blog' punchthru I'd bet that's the case.

Oh well. Welcome to you the 2nd millennium of visitors here. May you stay longer than 30 seconds and at least understand a little of my insanity.

Your Voice...

will be missed Mr. Vandross.

Legendary soul singer Luther Vandross has died at the age of 54, two years after suffering a stroke.

R.I.P.

This is my bestest little girlfriend Chyanne. She's D's 2 y.o daughter and a real cutie.  

If we weren't in public, I'd be asking some questions here! What exactly is D's head doing under that table? This is not her best side but probably the most interesting one! 

This is my good friend D. No she's not taking a nap at our favorite hangout.  

Loving the squirming...

of the president and his minions. Would someone pleassssssssssssse tell them that Saddam and Iraq had NOTHING to do with 9/11! He keeps trying to sell that same bill of goods and we're tired of it.

You know Mr. President, the American people are a very resilient and forgiving people. The one thing we won't tolerate is being lied to. Please read the history books and key in on Nixon and Clinton. We even forgave Clinton. But then again no man in the world could have withstood a $40 million investigation into a past blowjob.

I would be worried about the country except for our system is a correcting system. No one person has fucked up bad enough in 4 or 8 years to kill the system. W, you won't either.

Iraq, you'd better get your shit together in the next 2.5 years. When the republicans leave office in 2008 you won't have American troops in Baghdad much longer.

NASCAR blues...

As a fan of NASCAR pretty much all my life, I'm having a really bad year. I may not be a fan much longer. It seems that this esteemed organization is doing everything they can to have cookie-cutter cars and tracks. Of course every fan is happy when his driver can adjust to the changes and win some races.

As a fan of the 8 car, I am an unhappy camper. Why all the changes in the offseason on a team that was very close to winning a championship is beyond the fans. There's problems somewhere in the organization that we aren't privy to. After all the years of following his father and my home is still full of his merchandise, I'm at my wits end.

I love stats!

I was blogging away tonight and saw the neatest visitor display. It's the neo-counter on your right. It tells me less really than the total one below it but I think it looks neat! Oh well, it takes so little to amuse me sometimes.

I appreciate all comments (for or against... I love a good debate) but I really wish anyone taking the time to comment would post under a name. Opinions are what built this country by people with gonads (balls or ovaries) enough to attach their names to them.

Check out the Constitution. I did, no anonymous signers there. Would Martin Luthur King have posted "I Have A Dream" in a blog as anonymous? If he had would we be talking about it 37 years after his death?

No one is gonna hunt you down on the internet or this little piece of it for posting your opinion.

Where did I...

say that I supported Sen. Kerry?

An anonymous commenter keeps bringing this up. And I quote...

"dont think we should be in Iraq. I admit bush might have made a bad descision. But stop with all these theres all dirt under a bush stuff. That is so childish. But come on...do you honestly think that Kerry was the best candidate to run against Bush...i mean hilary clinton would have been so much more competition also. im proud of bush but that doesnt mean i have to say what my name is. and i dont have balls...im a girl."

There is dirt under every bush. If you want to go into it we can. Shall we talk about oil profits? How about WMD's? Did someone say Haliburton? I don't think you want to go there but we can if you desire.

I also challenge you to go through every page written here and show me where I endorsed Sen. Kerry. Just because someone is against your esteemed president doesn't mean that they endorsed the democratic candidate. Hillary the closet lesbian will never see the light of day as the democratic candidate. But thats another story altogether.

No balls??? OK.. I'll buy that. Show us your ovaries and post under your name or shut the hell up.